January 2010
62 posts
Sorry.
“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”
– Ray Bradbury (via booklover)
This is the omegle code.
Greet with STAR if no reply STAY FROSTY! if they say TEXAS, ask where is the unit? if they say WHISKY HOTEL, reply OSCAR MIKE and move out. if they say anything else, move Ramirez up and OPEN FIRE
Omegle Randomness.
(All true with strangers in Omegle.com)
You: m/f?
You: :D
Stranger: niether
You: oh cool
You: are you lady gaga?
Stranger: transgender
You: megan fox?
Stranger: ya i'm lady gaga
You: oh cool
You: am i one of your little monsters?
You: heheh
Stranger: ra ra ra ra ra roma romama gaga ooh lala!!!
You: I want your loving
You: lol
Stranger: yes ur my little monster
You: WANT CHUR BAD ROMANCE
You: lol
You: haha
Stranger: and i want ur disease
You: O RLY?
Stranger: i want ur lovvvve
Stranger: lyrics...
You: WOAH OH OH OH OHH OH OH OH OHHH OHO HO CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
Stranger: eh eh eh eh theres nothing else i can say eh eh eh eh
Stranger: eh eh eh eh eh ehe eh eh
Stranger: eh eh ehe he e eh ehehe heehehhehehehehehehehehehehehe
Stranger: hehehehehehe
You: never thought you'd look at me that way
You: eh
You: eh
You: eh
You: eh
Stranger: papapaparrazzi baby theres no other super star you kno that I'm me papapaparrazzi
Stranger: u a girl
You: Alejandro, Alejandro... Ale-Alejandro
You: nope
You: lol
You: I AM ALEJANDRO
Stranger: lolz cool
Stranger: u gay?
You: Nope
Stranger: cuz dat wud be even cooler...oh well wahtever haha
You: lol
You: idgi
You: :))
Stranger: idgi?
You: seriously i don't get it
You: lol
Stranger: u dont get... what?
You: oh never mind.
You: rah rah rah
Stranger: sorry lol
You: puh-puh-puh-Poker Face.
Stranger: mah mah mah myyy..... tell u that i love you kiss and hug u cuz im bluffin with my muffin LOLOL
You: roflmao
You: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never go and run around and desert you.
You: RICK ROLL'D
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ....
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: trtt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle Conversation 1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
(All of this is true, i have no idea who that dude i was talking to was. )
You: Hi
Stranger: Yes u
You: what about me?
Stranger: yes u
You: why?
You: what'd i do?
Stranger: Bcuz
You: did i break the ninja code?
Stranger: Yes u did
You: oh no! PLEAS DON'T TELL MASTER SEN SEI
Stranger: I will
You: OH MAN
You: NO
You: I Will assassinate you before you even go out of your house
You: hahaha
Stranger: No u cant
Stranger: Im fuckin fast
You: oh crap
You: you have lightning feet level 10?
You: oh crap im dow only by level 5
Stranger: Its 15
You: WHAT
You: NO ONE REACHED THAT LEVEL BEFORE
You: Level of your wings?
Stranger: Yes im first
You: 13 EAT THAT
Stranger: Yes i will
You: DUDE ANSWER ME ARE YOUR WINGS LEVEL 13
Stranger: Yes
You: WHAT THE
You: oh man
You: Double blades? Is it the Dragon fire?
You: or the serpent wave?
Stranger: No its electric charged
You: OH SH-
You: daamn
You: ugh
You: I'm master class 15 Blood dragon.
Stranger: U wiil be defeated by me
You: No way. no way man no way.
You: Magic is level 20 i mastered Fire, Ice, Water, Stone, And Air
Stranger: Same as me
You: We're fairly equal
You: We will have a long and painful battle.
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: but u will die
You: RIGHT BEFORE DAWN AT THE SNAKE'S CIRCLE DOWN AT THE CITY CENTER NEAR THE DOJO.
Stranger: Ok
You: Time to train.
You: I have to go. See you at your funeral. HAHAHAHA
Stranger: Sure
You have disconnected.
Me: Hey
Cess: Hey
*end of conversation*
Good night tumblr. You're the awesomest, Just like...
@sugarfueled ( Cess ) @contumatious (Alina) @atwistedbraniac (Sir Mike) @iamamysteryleftunsolved (Sofia) @ohyeahalex (Alex) @iproveyouwrong (Vica) @ohmyghoshinna ( Inna ) etc. etc.
All of you are awesome. ;)
MY FINGER IS CLICKING TO FORMSPRING TAB, THEN...
